Monday, November 12, 2012

cute kiss


cute


in this diwali


The 90 Best Cartoons of All Time

The 90 Best Cartoons of All Time

feelings


celebration


cartoon


story


Awesome Story Must Read. . . .

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor...
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.


Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him....
He prays that they shouldd not have a
fight..
He finds a note near the table...

"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery...
i'll come running back to you, my love.
I love you. ...

He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'what happened last night..?

Son told...,"

when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......

" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...
I M Married !!!


Thats True Love...♥
its all crazy :)) soooo cute ♥

Thursday, November 8, 2012

thought


Thought


In my life, I have lived, I have loved, I have lost, I have missed, I have hurt, I have trusted, I have made mistakes, but most of all,
I HAVE LEARNED....!! :)

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Care4Nature

My Moma The Best . . . 

Superb Photo ! ! !

good one

Start everyday with a new hope, leave bad memories behind and have faith for a better tomorrow.

true fact:

Successful people keep moving ..They make a mistake , but they don't quit.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Girl 1: I am in love
Girl2: who is he??
Girl3: how does he look?
Girl4: wat color?
Girl5: how tall is he??

Girl6: wat is he doing?
Girl7: who r his frnds?
Girl8: total wealth?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
guy.
Girl1: OK.
.
.
.
Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
Boy2: Bhai Party
Boy3: Bhai Party
Boy4: Bhai Party
Boy5: Bhai Party
Boy6: Bhai Party
Boy7: Bhai Party
Boy8: Bhai Party....:D haha lol

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True Fact


funny

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai X_X =))

funny

Gubbarewala : Gubbare lelo gubbare.. 

Baccha: Oye gubbarewale..Sun..

Gubbarewala: Oye Bacche.. Moon. xD


Baccha: Joke maara? -_-

Gubbarewala: Ha.. Laga toh nahi zor se? xD

Baccha: Bakwaas baatein chodh.. Mujhe ek Heart shape wala gubbara chahiye.. Bacchi ko dunga.. ♥

Gubbarewala: La 100Rs.. xD

Baccha: Bhai nahi hai..jitne the uski Bhel kha li..

Gubbarewala: Bhel kyu khai?
Christian Bhel tera favourite actor hai kya? xD

Baccha: Please de na.. Bacchi wait kar rahi hai.. :/

Gubbarewala: 'Weight' kaise kar rahi hai..Tere paas toh Weighing machine hi nahi hai.xD

Baccha: -_-
Kal paise le leyi yaar.. Us se milunga fir ghar jaake soneka hai.. :(

Gubbarewala: Soneka hai?
Chandi ka kyu nahi hai? xD

Baccha: I'm Leaving.. -_-

Gubbarewala: Hi 'Leaving'..Naam se toh Chinese lagte ho.. :p
By the way, I'm Gubbarewala.. xD

Baccha: ƗƗммм..
=D =)) =D =)) =D =)) =D =)) =D =)) =D =)) =D =))

Sunday, September 23, 2012

VERY CUTE AD...........

frdship

એક મિત્ર એ નવો મોબાઇલ ફોન લીધો...!!!

૧ મિત્ર- જો અલ્યા મે નવો મોબાઇલ લીધો...

૨ મિત્ર- ઓ હો પાર્ટી બાકી ફોર્મ માં લાગે છે..પાર્ટી તો આપ અલ્યા.
હું તને ગીફ્ટ આપીશ બસ...

૧ મિત્ર- હા સારું ચલ આજે રાતે હોટલમાં મારા તરફથી પાર્ટી...
૨ મિત્ર- આપજે હો અલ્યા પછી દાવ ના કરતો...

(રાત્રે બન્ને મિત્રો હોટલમાં જમવાં માટે મળે છે )

૨ મિત્ર- અલ્યા તુ તો આટલો ગરીબ છે,માણ માણ એક મોબાઇલ લીધો તો અને તે આ અત્યારે પાર્ટી કેમની ગોઠવી???

૧ મિત્ર- નવો મોબાઇલ વેંચીને...તારા માટે તો તું કે તો જીવ પણ આપી દવ.

૨ મિત્ર-સાલા મને ખબર જ હતી કે તું આવું કંઇક કરીશ...
એટલે તે જે દુકાને મોબાઇલ વેચ્યો હતો ને ત્યારથી હું ખરીદીને લઇ આયો....લે આ મારા તરફથી તારી ગીફ્ટ...

મોરલ:"જીંદગીમાં મિત્ર નહીં,પણ મિત્રમાં જીંદગી છે...!!!"

Saturday, September 22, 2012

પારકાની થાળી


પારકાની થાળી

પંડિત દેવાશંકર પ્રભુને પ્ર્રર્થના કરતો બોલ્યો.. ” પ્રભુ હું ખુબ દુઃખી છું.”
પ્રભુ એ તેને પાસે બોલાવીને પુછ્યુ ” તને શું દુઃખ છે ભાઈ!”
“પ્રભુ મને એક જ વાત ની ખબર છે હું દુઃખી છુ”
” તારા ઘરમાં કોણ કોણ છે ?”
” પ્રભુ બધા જ છે .. મા બાપ, પત્ની છોકરાઓ અને તેમના પણ છોકરાઓ છે”
” કોઇ સાજુ માંદુ છે?”
“ના પ્રભુ બધા ખાધે પીધે સુખી છે.”
“ ગાડી વાડી  ઘર ખેતર…?”
” બધુ જ છે.”
ભગવાને એક લાફો રશીદ કર્યો અને કહે  તો મને કહે તું શાને દુઃખી છે”
” મારા પડોશી ને ત્યાં મારાથી તે વધુ છે તેથી હું દુઃખી છું”
ભગવાને જોરથી  બે લાફા માર્યા…અને કહે મુરખ.. જે  છે એ  ઘણું છે
દેવશંકર કરગરતો કહે..” પ્રભુ એ ના ચાલેને? તમારી સેવા હું વધુ કરું અને તેને મારા કરતા વધુ?”
ભગવાને કહ્યુ.. ‘ હવેથી તે જે મેળવશે તે તને બમણું આપીશ અને તથાસ્તુ કહી અંતરધ્યાન થઇ ગયા”
પાડોશીને ડાયાબીટીશ થયો, તેની છોકરીનો પતિ મરી ગયો, તેને ત્યાં ચોરી થઇ.
દેવશંકર તો ત્રાસી ગયો..” પ્રભુ ખરેખર તો હે પ્રભુ હું તો  દુઃખી થઇ ગયો .. મને આ વરદાન માં થી મુક્ત કરો..”
જે છે તેજ  સત્ય છે પારકાની થાળી નો મોટો લાડવો જોઇને આપણી થાળી છોડી ન દેવાય. ઇર્ષા અને સરખામણી  એજ દુઃખનું મૂળ છે
જેવી મળી આ જીંદગી, જીવી જવાની હોય છે,
સારી કે નરસી જે મળી, શણગારવાની હોય છે.
હાથો મહીં જે આવતુ, ખોબો કરીને રાખજે,
ખુશી મળે “દેવી” બધે, એ વ્હેંચવાની હોય છે.

sms

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

sms

A beautiful and true quote.....
" A Road to a Friend's House IS NEVER LONG "....!

T20


T20 World Cup Trivia

  • Australia lost to Zimbabwe in their opening match in the 2007 edition of T20 World Cup
  • Only one match was abandoned in the 2007 World Cup – the group match between India and Scotland in Durban
  • Adam Gilchrist had the most number of dismissals by a wicket-keeper in 2007 T20 World Cup – 9 dismissals
  • Sri Lanka has a dubious record of winning by the biggest margin in terms of runs and losing by the biggest margin in terms of wickets – won against Kenya by 172 runs and lost to Australia by 10 wickets
  • The first hat-trick of World Cup was taken by Brett lee against Bangladesh
  • Highest successful run chase in the world cup T20 was by South Africa against West Indies – chased the target of 205 runs
  • Yuvraj Singh became the first player in T20 to hit six 6s in an over. This was against England in T20 world cup 2007 and the unfortunate bowler was Stuart Broad
  • The highest team total in world cup T20 is 260/6 by Sri Lanka against Kenya
  • Yuvraj Singh has scored the fastest fifty (in 12 balls) in T20 world cup. This was against England
  • Mathew Hayden of Australia is the highest run-getter in T20 world cup series (265 runs)
  • Kenyan team was all out for 73 runs against New Zealand – Lowest total in a T20 world cup match
  • India’s highest score in a T20 world cup match is against England – 218/4
  • West Indies conceded the most number of extra runs (28 extras) in their T20 World Cup 2007 match against South Africa at Johannesburg
  • Chris Gayle, West Indies (117 runs) is the only person to score a century in a T20 World Cup match. This was against South Africa
  • Craig McMillan of New Zealand scored the maximum number of sixes (13 sixes) in 2007 T20 cup
  • Yuvraj Singh was a close second with 12 sixes
  • Chris Gayle hit 10 sixes – the maximum in a T20 world cup innings – against South Africa
  • Gayle has scored the highest number of runs from fours and sixes in an innings – 88 runs (7 fours and 10 sixes) against South Africa
  •  Umar Gul of Pakistan took the most number of wickets (13 wickets at an avg of 11.92) in the series
  • Sanath Jayasuriya of Sri Lanka conceded 64 runs in 4 overs against Pakistan at Johannesburg  – the most number of runs conceded in an innings
  •  Gayle and Smith scored 145 runs in partnership for the 1st wicket against South Africa – the highest partnership for any wicket
  • Ab de Villiers (South Africa) and Younis Khan (Pakistan) took the most number of catches in the series (6 catches each)

physics




Total Charge is always Conserved

msg


Best quote:

Don't be Disappointed If World Refuses 2 Help U.
Someone Said:
I'm ThAnkFul 2 All Those Who SAid NO,
it's because of them that I did it myself..:-D

Monday, September 17, 2012

msg

Sometimes wat u want isn't always
wat u get..

But at d end, wat u get
will b so much better dan
wat u wanted!

Trust life,
it's beautiful always...

TV channels broadcasting ICC World T20 2012

TV channels broadcasting ICC World T20 2012 - Live | T20 world cup 2012

The ICC World T20 2012 is set to start from 18th September 2012 in Sri Lanka. The 12 participating teams will also play for warm-up matches starting 12 September 2012. ESPNStar has the broadcasting rights for the tournament in India and other different countries.

We have made a list of channels broadcasting ICC World T20 2012 live:

Afghanistan : Lemar Tv

Australia: Fox Sports / Nine Network will be broadcasting the matches in Australia.

Bangladesh : ESPNStar

India : ESPNStar will broadcast the matches in India on Start Cricket.
Doordarshan will also be broadcasting selected matches.

Nepal: ESPNStar

New Zealand: Sky Network

Pakistan: Pakitan Television Corporation

South Africa and most part of Africa:

Sri Lanka : ESPNStar

UAE: Arab Digital Distribution

United Kingdom (UK): Sky Sports

USA: ESPN 3

Friday, September 14, 2012

HYAPPY PARYUSHAN.......

Paryushan Parva is a spiritual-oriented festival and not a material-oriented one. It is an opportunity to fulfilling oneself with higher spiritual feelings to create global peace and harmony. The very idea of this festival is that if in any part of our life we feel a lack of any quality this is the good time to re-cultivate that quality in our life. We can say this is the time to shape our life in the direction of peace and harmony besides comfortable and fulfilling relationships. The required changing area of your life may be such as…

Farewell to hostility, welcome to forgiveness
Farewell to unkindness, welcome to compassion
Farewell to ego, welcome to appreciation

Farewell to greediness, welcome to out flowing
The real purpose of Paryushan is to purify our soul by staying closer to our own soul, to look at our own faults, to ask for forgiveness for the mistakes we have committed knowingly or unknowingly, and apply vows to destroy karmas. The main cause of all sorrows and sufferings is impurity of soul. In this period each and every individual tries to purify his soul through different spiritual practices. We try to forget about the needs of our body and our business so that we can concentrate on our-self. Some main objectives to celebrating this festival are.

To discipline passions
To control senses
To take a lot at mistakes done in the past
To make auspicious will for the bright future
To switch from a negative to a positive way of life.

HYAPPY PARYUSHAN.......

Sunday, May 20, 2012

 What Is Physics?


Physics is the scientific study of matter and energy and how they interact with each other.
This energy can take the form of motion, light, electricity, radiation, gravity . . . just about anything, honestly. Physics deals with matter on scales ranging from sub-atomic particles (i.e. the particles that make up the atom and the particles that make up those particles) to stars and even entire galaxies.

How Physics Works


As an experimental science, physics utilizes thescientific method to formulate and test hypothesesthat are based on observation of the natural world. The goal of physics is to use the results of these experiments to formulate scientific laws, usually expressed in the language of mathematics, which can then be used to predict other phenomena.

The Role of Physics in Science


In a broader sense, physics can be seen as the most fundamental of the natural sciences. Chemistry, for example, can be viewed as a complex application of physics, as it focuses on the interaction of energy and matter in chemical systems. We also know that biology is, at its heart, an application of chemical properties in living things, which means that it is also, ultimately, ruled by the physical laws.
                    Brilliant Lines:

Don't save what is left after spending,


But spend what is left after saving.


-Warren Buffet,
Worlds 2nd Richest Person..:-)

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Levels of Attitude

Levels of Attitude

Boy : Hi !! :)
Girl (showing attitude) : Do I know you...

Boy (in COOL TONE) : Tumhari itni auqaat kahan
:D:D:D :)

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